Essential Oil Tid-bits


Essential oils remove oil-based paint,
and are much easier on the skin.



And let us not forget THIS little bastard!
I buy pure citronella oil, and cut it by half with the cheapest carrier oil I have handy.
He will fly right past you.
Fair warning, though--you will ONLY be hated MORE by your fellow humans if you wear PATCHOULI! :)


A while back, I got on a kick of recreating essential oil blends that closely match popular scents on the market--
mostly because, when I wore nothing but patchouli, everywhere I went,
people either wanted to kiss me or KILL ME--USUALLY THE LATTER. :)
I began to look up some options that might be more palatable for the general populus.
Please also note that I have NO IDEA what most of these commercial fragrances actually smell like.
I looked up their makeup online. :)
Without getting too into the science of fragrance chemistry (and it is quite a chemistry of which I am no expert!), here are some of my recipes:

Update on that PATCHOULI issue. Having recently started a new job, I have learned that patchouli has a particular scent that HATERS can DETECT, even if the blend only contains 6%!! (This would be why I nicknamed it "b**** repellent." :) ) If you'd rather not risk being clawed to death, please note that the "Beautiful" blend, and the "Chanel" blends contain NO patchouli. I personally like the Chanel one better, and no one has yet tried to kill me for wearing it.. :)


"My Way" Floral
Bergamot 10%
Orange 10%
geranium 15%
clary sage 15%
lavender 15%
ylang ylang 15%
cedar 7%
vanilla extract 7%
patchouli 6%


"Tabu" Spicy
cinnamon 10%
orange 10%
bergamot 10%
clove 25%
ylang ylang 25%
patchouli 10%
cedar 10%


"Black Opium" Musk
PINK PEPPER 10%
ORANGE 10%
COFFEE 15%
YLANG YLANG 15%
ALMOND EXTRACT 15%
STAR ANISE 15%
VANILLA 5%
PATCHOULI 5%
CEDAR 5%
AMYRIS 5%


"Obsession" Spicy Musk
VANILLA EXTRACT 10%
BASIL 5%
BERGAMOT 5%
ORANGE 10%
LEMON 10%
AMYRIS 5%
OREGANO 5%
PATCHOULI 15%
CEDAR 5%
YLANG YLANG 5%
GERANIUM 5%
PINE 20%


"Beautiful" Floral
Orange 10%
Bergamot 10%
clary sage 30%
ylang ylang 20%
vanilla 10%
amyris 10%
cedar 10%


"Eternity" Floral
lavender 15%
bergamot 15%
geranium 15%
ylang ylang 15%
patchouli 7%
amyris 6%
pine 6%


Chanel No. 5" Citrusy
Frankincense 10%
Pine 10%
Lavender 10%
Clary Sage 10%
oregano 10%
Tea tree 10%
Orange 20%
Lemon 20%


"Forest Fairy" Woodsy
Orange 50%
Cedar 25%
Peppermint 15%
Rosemary 10%
(I also mix with 50% rubbing alcohol and use as sanitizer.)